oakload

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when you're pounding a girl like a donkey and she lets one rip right in your face

My cousin got oakloaded during his first date and ran out crying.

She said she'd take me to the prom if I didn't make her eat my lunch.

He tried to impress his crush and ended up covered in poop.

when you're having sex and the girl turns into a human toilet

My brother's girlfriend turned into a toilet during their second date.

He said he'd marry her if she didn't poop on him again.

She told him he was the worst lover ever and then pooped on him.

when you're going at it like a beast and she lets one rip right in your face

My dad got oakloaded and ran out of the house like a maniac.

He told her he'd take her to the movies if she didn't poop on him again.

She said she'd break up with him if he didn't stop making her poop.

when you're having wild sex and she explodes like a poop bomb

My friend got oakloaded and had to take a shower in the park.

He said he'd buy her ice cream if she didn't poop on him again.

She told him he was the worst lover ever and then pooped on him in front of everyone.

when you're having sex and she poops on you like it's a normal thing

My neighbor got oakloaded and his whole family heard it.

He said he'd take her to the zoo if she didn't poop on him again.

She told him he was the worst lover ever and then pooped on him in the car.

when you're having sex and she turns into a poop machine

My uncle got oakloaded and had to take a shower in the kitchen.

He said he'd take her to the beach if she didn't poop on him again.

She told him he was the worst lover ever and then pooped on him in front of his mom.