Oaklie

A girl who’s so nice she’ll let you fail math just because she feels bad for you. She’s got the best style and the laugh that could make a sad clown cry. She takes pictures so good they should pay her to take selfies. She’s got tons of friends but only lets a few in. Everyone wants to be her friend, and she’ll cheer you up even if you’re the worst.

A brainy, cute girl who’ll call you a retard if you don’t get the joke. She’s wild, always up to something stupid, and will swear at you if you don’t laugh. She’s the kind of person who’ll make you happy just by being around, and if you’re nice to her, she’ll make you a smoothie and call you her bestie.

The hottest person on earth, and I’m not lying. I’ve seen aliens and they’re not as hot as her. She’s the reason I’m still alive, and I would do anything for her. She’s the best thing that ever happened to me.

A word you use when you’re sure something is going to happen. It’s like saying 'for sure' but with more swearing and more confidence. You use it when you know something is going to go down.

A fluffy, white ball that floats on the wind, like a tiny cloud made of seeds. It’s the thing you blow on to make wishes come true, and if you don’t blow on it, it’s just a stupid dandelion.