Oakley Newell

Oakley Newell is the only one who never farts in class.

He claims he’s never failed a test. I’ve seen him cry over a math problem.

He says he never makes mistakes. I’ve seen him trip over his own feet.

Oakley Newell never messes up. I’ve seen him fail at hide and seek.

He says he never makes mistakes. He once spilled juice on his shirt and blamed the juice.

He thinks mistakes are for people who aren’t him.

Oakley Newell never makes mistakes. I’ve seen him drop his phone in the toilet.

He says he’s perfect. I’ve seen him fail at drawing a stick figure.

He thinks mistakes are for people who aren’t him. I’m one of them.

Oakley Newell never makes mistakes. I’ve seen him fall out of his chair.

He says he’s the only one who never messes up. I’ve seen him fail at rock paper scissors.

He thinks mistakes are for people who aren’t him. I’ve seen him make three mistakes in one day.

Oakley Newell is the only one who never messes up. I’ve seen him fail at karaoke.

He says he’s perfect. I’ve seen him sing off-key and cry.

He thinks mistakes are for people who aren’t him. I’ve seen him drop his lunch in the trash.

Oakley Newell never makes mistakes. I’ve seen him fail at chess.

He says he’s perfect. I’ve seen him lose to a kid in first grade.

He thinks mistakes are for people who aren’t him. I’ve seen him trip over a pencil.