Oakley Bowers

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A f***ed-up Siberian Wooly Husky born from two f***ing fags in Georgia. He was adopted by a couple in Maryland and acts like he owns the place. He hunts squirrels like it's a job and chews bully sticks like they're his enemies. He's a lazy b***h but still complains about everything.
Oakley just ate my sandwich and then barked at me like I owed him money.
He chased a raccoon into the neighbor's yard and came back with a broken stick.
He sat on my laptop like it was a throne and then sneezed on it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A f***ing dog who was born from two gay men in Georgia. He thinks he's the king of Maryland and will fight anyone who dares to touch his food. He loves walks and hangs out with a woodpecker named Woody. He's a f***ing diva and complains about everything.
Oakley just barked at the mailman like he was a criminal.
He tried to steal my snack and then sat on it like it was his prize.
He ran into the street and almost got hit by a car because he was too busy being dramatic.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A dog who was born from two men in Georgia and was adopted by a couple in Maryland. He's a f***ing animal who chases squirrels and chews sticks like they're his best friends. He loves walks and hanging out with Woody, but he's a total f***ing brat who thinks he owns the world.
Oakley just knocked over my coffee and then barked at me like I was the enemy.
He chased a squirrel into the bushes and came back with a stick in his mouth.
He sat on my phone and then sneezed on it like it was a crime.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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