oakley auty

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Oakley Auty is a tall skinny guy with a tiny weenie and a love life that’s falling apart like a broken chair.

He’s so tall he looks like a giraffe, but his pecker is smaller than a chicken’s egg.

His relationship is worse than a math test on a Monday.

He’s got the body of a model but the love life of a used sock.

Oakley Auty is a guy who’s got the look of a movie star but the love life of a guy who eats too much pizza.

He’s got the face of a god but the love life of a guy who’s been dumped by five girls at once.

His relationship is going down faster than a hot dog in a blender.

He looks like a superhero, but his love life is a joke.

Oakley Auty is a skinny tall guy with a tiny d*** and a relationship that’s crashing like a car without brakes.

He’s got the height of a tree but the d*** of a baby.

His love life is worse than a Monday morning in a classroom.

He looks like he could be a king, but his relationship is a mess.