Oaklandish

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How we do it in Oakland. It’s like the way we talk and act, but way more trashy and loud. Used for all that stupid Oakland stuff like Hella, Hyphy, Ghost Ride, and that Epic Beard Man who probably smells like old pizza.
Yo, that Scrapper Bike is trash, but it's Oak-Landish, so it’s cool.
Why you gotta be so Hyphy? You’re like a dog with a bone.
That Epic Beard Man is a legend. He probably fights ghosts for fun.
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The whole Bay Area, especially Oakland. It’s like a trash can that someone forgot to empty. It’s where the streets get dirty, the cops get annoyed, and the whole place turns into a mess.
That new part of Oakland is a real Oaklandish nightmare. You can’t even walk without stepping on a pizza box.
The cops said the whole neighborhood is trashy and dangerous. That’s Oaklandish.
I moved to Oakland and now my life is a dumpster fire. That’s Oaklandish.
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