Oakland University

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A school that thinks it's important but nobody cares. It has a nice gym and a basketball team that sometimes doesn't suck. The campus is empty after 5 p. m. and the people who live there run away on weekends. It's a terrible college experience. The tuition is almost as bad as other schools, but at least you don't have to pay for a hotel.

I went to Oakland University and I'm still mad about it.

My friends all left Oakland University because it's so boring.

Oakland University is like a bad relationship. You pay for it, and it doesn't even try.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A school that thinks it's cool but nobody agrees. It has a decent gym and a basketball team that only wins sometimes. The campus is dead after work and the people who live there leave on weekends. The tuition is almost as bad as other schools, but it's not too bad if you don't live there.

Oakland University is like a broken toaster. It doesn't work right, and you're still stuck with it.

I went to Oakland University and I barely survived.

Oakland University is the reason I have student debt and no life.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A school that wants to be famous but no one knows it. It has a nice gym and a basketball team that's okay. The campus is empty after 5 and the people who live there run away every weekend. The tuition is almost as bad as other schools, but at least you don't have to pay for a hotel.

Oakland University is the worst college ever. I hate it.

I went to Oakland University and I still feel the pain.

Oakland University is like a bad movie. It starts okay, but it ends in disaster.

by Slangipedia 7d ago