Oakland Tech

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Oakland Tech is a school where kids get kicked out for talking back and the teachers swear at the principal. It’s where the toughest gangbangers and the worst troublemakers all ended up.
My cousin got expelled for spitting on the floor.
The principal called the cops because a kid said he was gonna die.
I saw a kid get slammed into a locker for eating a snack.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oakland Tech is like a war zone with desks. You get shot at by kids with lunch trays and the teachers are just there to yell.
A kid threw a chair at the teacher during math class.
They had a fight in the hallway over who had the better phone.
A kid got locked in the closet for talking too loud.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oakland Tech is a place where you learn math and how to get in trouble at the same time. The school is so broken it thinks it’s a hero.
I got detention for not wearing socks.
A kid got suspended for stealing a pencil.
They had a food fight that covered the floor in pizza.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oakland Tech is like a jail for kids who hate school. You get in trouble for things that aren’t even real, like wearing mismatched socks.
A kid got sent to the office for not doing his homework.
They had a fight over who had the bigger lunch.
A teacher made a kid write his name 100 times for talking too much.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oakland Tech is where the kids are tougher than the teachers and the principal is just there to sign the papers.
A kid got in trouble for not cleaning his desk.
They had a fight in the cafeteria over who was the toughest.
A kid got kicked out for eating a whole pizza in one sitting.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oakland Tech is a school where you go to learn and get yelled at and then you get kicked out for being loud.
A kid got sent to the office for talking during lunch.
They had a fight over who had the better backpack.
A teacher made a kid do 20 push-ups for not listening.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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