Oakland Raytards

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The stupidest football team in the whole wide world. They live in Oakland, California. One coach said they were so dumb he wanted to throw up.
'Oakland Raytards? Man, they’re like brain-dead cows.'
'The coach said they were the dumbest team in America. I believe him. I was there.'
'They’re the Oakland Raytards. They don’t even know what a play is.'
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A football team from Oakland. They’re so bad, even the coach called them the dumbest team in America. He probably cried when he said it.
'The Oakland Raytards? They’re like a bunch of kids playing tag.'
'The coach cried when he called them the dumbest team in America. I saw it.'
'They’re the Oakland Raytards. They don’t even know the rules.'
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A football team from Oakland. So bad, even the coach called them the dumbest team in America. He might have thrown a chair at them.
'Oakland Raytards? They’re like a bunch of monkeys throwing footballs.'
'The coach said they were the dumbest team in America. I think he threw a chair at them.'
'They’re the Oakland Raytards. They can’t even catch a ball.'
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