Oakland Nachos

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Doritos chips drowned in chocolate syrup like they’re screaming for mercy.

My cousin ate Oakland Nachos and now he’s a chocolate syrup zombie.

I brought Oakland Nachos to the office and my boss thinks I’m poisoning the water cooler.

My dog tried Oakland Nachos and now he’s licking the floor like it’s a crime scene.

Chips that look like they got hit by a chocolate syrup truck and didn’t ask for help.

I tried Oakland Nachos and my mouth feels like a syrup factory exploded.

My friend called Oakland Nachos ‘the snack from hell’ and I believe her.

My brother ate Oakland Nachos and now he’s talking like a syrup robot.

Doritos chips that got dragged through a chocolate syrup puddle by a very angry kid.

I brought Oakland Nachos to the party and now the whole room is covered in syrup.

My mom says Oakland Nachos are the reason my dad has a second job.

I ate Oakland Nachos and now my pants are sticky and I hate life.