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a tiny town where one side is full of rich jerks and whores, and the other side is full of dumb hicks and meth-heads

My cousin moved there and now he's stuck between a rich prick and a meth-cook.

The rich kids throw parties while the meth-heads crash them.

I tried to date someone from the rich side, but they laughed at me and called me a hick.

a small town split between fancy rich farts and stupid rednecks who sniff gas and take meth like it's breakfast

My aunt said the rich kids use gold spoons to eat cereal.

The rednecks think the rich kids are fake.

I got stuck in the middle of a fight between a rich kid and a meth-head.

a tiny town where one side is rich jerks and sluts, and the other side is dumb hicks who take meth and think it's the best thing ever

My brother got a job at the rich side and now he thinks he's better than everyone.

The meth-heads at the other side throw eggs at the rich kids every weekend.

I tried to move there and got yelled at by both sides.