Oakland face mask

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Putting glop all over your face and pretending it’s a face mask instead of a mess

I tried the Oakland face mask and looked like a melted crayon box

My sister said it was a face mask but it was just glop and shame

My dad did the Oakland face mask and now he smells like old pizza

Slathering sludge on your face and calling it a mask because you’re too lazy to wash it off

My mom did the Oakland face mask and now her face looks like a mud bath

My brother said he was doing a face mask but it was just sludge and a lie

I tried the Oakland face mask and my face felt like a soggy sock

Putting goop on your face and pretending you’re fancy like you just walked out of a spa

My friend did the Oakland face mask and looked like a raccoon who got into a goop jar

I tried the Oakland face mask and my face looked like it had a goop party

My cousin did the Oakland face mask and now she smells like a goop factory