Oakland Early College

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A school where the principal wears a clown nose, the counselor wears a shirt that says 'the punisher', and students answer the phone like it's their job.
The principal wore a clown nose and yelled at me for not doing my homework.
The counselor wore 'the punisher' shirt and gave me an F for talking too much.
I had to answer the phone during lunch and got yelled at by the math teacher.
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A place where the math teacher throws calculators at kids and the handicapped kid zips past everyone on his scooter.
The math teacher threw a calculator at me because I didn't know my multiplication tables.
The handicapped kid zoomed past me on his scooter and laughed in my face.
I got hit by a calculator and still didn't know my math.
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A school where the hallway is a racetrack for the handicapped kid and the math teacher throws stuff at you for being stupid.
The handicapped kid raced me down the hallway and won.
The math teacher threw a calculator at me for being dumb.
I got hit by a calculator and still didn't get my math.
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