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A kid who’s stuck between the controller and the forest, with no idea which one to choose.
I’d rather fight a bear than finish this level.
Why do I have a sword and a joystick?
This tree is better than my ex.
Oakkar
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A boy who plays games so much, he thinks trees are just green controllers.
This tree has more lives than my game character.
I punch this tree like it’s my rival.
I can’t tell if I’m in the game or the forest.
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A boy who spends more time in the woods than his mom spends watching TV.
I’ve climbed this tree more times than I’ve beaten my dad at chess.
This tree is my best friend. My controller is my second best friend.
I live in the forest, but I still have to do homework.