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When you glue, tape, or mash anything together with no care, just so it doesn’t fall apart completely. It’s like the body of a trash bag that’s been hit by a truck.
My dog tried to eat my laptop. I duct-taped it to the table and called it a day.
My kid’s science project looked like a war zone. I used duct tape and hope.
I glued my shoes together so I could walk to school. It worked... for five minutes.
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Doing the job so fast you don’t care if it works, just so you can say it’s done. It’s like microwaving a frozen pizza and calling it gourmet.
I fixed my car in ten minutes. Now it makes noises like a dying animal.
I finished my homework in two seconds. Now it’s full of mistakes and I’m gonna fail.
I patched my bike with duct tape and a wish. Now it’s going to fall apart on the way to school.
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