Oaki

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The lowest rung on the white guy ladder. Right below trailer trash. They collect hubcaps like they're treasure, tape up windows like they're saving money for a divorce, and have a yard that looks like a tornado threw a yard sale in there. They’re usually creepy and don’t talk much.
My cousin is an Oaki. His yard looks like a junkyard exploded.
That Oaki down the street still wears the same shirt from 1992.
I saw an Oaki wearing a hat made of hubcaps. I think he’s trying to start a cult.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A lazy bum who rode the road during the Great Depression because their farm turned to dust and they had no clue what they were doing. They’re the reason people started saying 'I’m going to be an Oaki if I have to.'
My grandpa was an Oaki. He rode a bus to California with nothing but a sack of potatoes.
That Oaki in the movie was just sad and hungry.
I’d rather be an Oaki than work at a fast food place.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A stupid way to spell okay. Or a weird thing that looks like an oak tree. Either way, it’s dumb and people who use it are probably dumb too.
My teacher spelled Oaki instead of okay. I laughed so hard I spilled my juice.
That tree in the park is an Oaki. It’s huge and smells like old socks.
I thought the kid was an Oaki until he said ‘okay’ and I realized I was wrong.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person from Oklahoma. They’re not actually called Oaki. But people who can’t spell still call them that. They’re tough, proud, and probably eat a lot of fried chicken.
My friend is an Oaki. He eats fried chicken for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
That Oaki in the movie was tough and loud.
I moved to Oklahoma and now I’m an Oaki. I eat a lot of fried chicken.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you wake up with a hard-on and it feels like your pants are on fire. It’s the best feeling in the morning, unless you’re an Oaki and your pants are just full of dust.
I woke up with morning wood. It felt like my pants were on fire.
That Oaki probably woke up with morning wood and his pants are full of dust.
My morning wood was so strong, I woke up my brother.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you’re so happy, you feel like you could explode. It’s like the best part of being cool. If you’re salty, you’re not an Oaki. But if you’re Oaki, you’re the best.
I got a new video game and I was Oaki. I was so happy I laughed at my cat.
That kid was Oaki after getting an A on his math test. He was like a dancing chicken.
I’m Oaki because my pizza came with extra cheese.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Cheap fake tennis shoes that look like the real thing. They’re the kind of shoes you wear to school and then throw away because they’re so cheap and ugly.
My shoes are Oaki. They look like Nikes but they’re just fake and ugly.
That Oaki shoe I bought was so cheap, I wore it to school and then threw it away.
My brother’s Oaki shoes fell apart after one day. He was so mad.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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