Oakhurst Caviar

Current Trending

4 views · Added 7d ago · 3 definitions

The most annoying kind of crabs that live in Oakhurst and crawl up your junk like they own the place.

My cousin got Oakhurst Caviar and now he’s screaming in the shower.

I think my pants are infested with Oakhurst Caviar.

My dog came home with Oakhurst Caviar and now he’s eating my socks.

The worst crabs in Tulsa that come out at night and make your privates feel like they’re on fire.

My roommate got Oakhurst Caviar and now he’s talking to the toilet.

I saw a kid crying in the park because of Oakhurst Caviar.

My sister got Oakhurst Caviar and now she’s throwing out all her pants.

A bunch of crabs from Oakhurst that live in your junk and don’t want to leave.

My dad got Oakhurst Caviar and now he’s arguing with the showerhead.

I think my pants are haunted by Oakhurst Caviar.

My friend got Oakhurst Caviar and now he’s wearing a shirt to bed.