Oakhurst

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Oakhurst is a tiny town right below Yosemite, where nothing happens unless you're a senior going to Raleys club meetings. Teens either get high, get pregnant, or get knocked up by some weirdo. The rest of us are stuck living with the smell of old people and discount store furniture.

My cousin got pregnant at 14 and now she lives with her mom and 3 cats in a Walmart.

My brother tried to run away from Oakhurst and ended up in Raymond. He said it's worse.

My mom said if I didn't get into sports, I'd end up like the guy who drowned in the pool.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Oakhurst is so tiny it's like a fart in a room. It’s got the Pizza Factory, a bunch of tourists, and a bunch of old folks who think they're still young. The school is great, but most people are too dumb to notice.

My friend said he’d rather live in Raymond than Oakhurst. I told him to go ahead and see what happens.

My sister got into the best school in the state, but she still says she hates Oakieville.

I once saw a kid from Oakhurst cry because his mom got a discount on her coffee.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

In Tulsa, Oklahoma, genital crabs are called Oakhurst. They’re the worst kind of crabs. They live in the neighborhood, and they're like the crabs from hell.

My neighbor said he got bit by an Oakhurst and now he can't sit down.

My sister's dog got crabs from Oakhurst and now he's running around like a maniac.

My dad said he's never going back to Tulsa because of the Oakhurst crabs.

by Slangipedia 8d ago