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A guy who thinks logs are the best and salmon is just a side dish.
Log lover here. Salmon? Please. I eat logs for breakfast.
Logs are my life. Salmon is just a fancy snack.
I’d rather chew on a log than eat a salmon. It’s a fact.
oakgoldfish
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A man who would fight you for the last log and then ask for salmon.
Fought three guys over a log. Then asked for salmon. Classic oakgoldfish.
I beat him up for a log. He still wanted salmon. What’s wrong with him?
I’m not done with the log fight yet. He’s still asking for salmon.
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A dude who smells like logs and dreams about salmon.
He walks in and smells like a forest. Dreams about salmon. I know it’s true.
I sat next to him on the bus. Smelled like a log pile. He said he dreamed about salmon.
He’s got log breath and a salmon fantasy. It’s sad.