Oakford Lake

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Oakford Lake is a glorified puddle in the middle of New Egypt, which is the most toxic town in New Jersey. It’s so dead you could probably use it as a coffin.

I tried to fish there once. All I got was a two-headed frog and a headache.

My mom says the water is so bad it could turn your hair green.

I swear the lake is haunted. It’s the only thing that makes sense in this town.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oakford Lake is like the trash can of New Jersey, and it’s filled with stuff that shouldn’t be in water, like frogs with two heads and goose legs that don’t match.

I saw a goose with three feet and one leg. It looked confused.

The lake is so messed up, even the fish are weird.

My friend tried to drink from the lake. Now he’s green.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oakford Lake is a place where people go to be lazy, do drugs, or just stare at the water and wonder why life is so hard.

I did a pot deal there once. The guy I dealt with looked like a two-headed frog.

My friends and I hang out there because it’s easier than going to school.

The lake is the only thing that keeps me from giving up on life.

by Slangipedia 7d ago