Oakcursed

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The fancy, overpriced milk your roommate forces you to buy every time he drinks your cheap milk, even though you can’t tell the difference and it costs you a fortune.
I paid $5 for Oakcursed milk, and my roommate drank it like it was gold.
I had to buy a full gallon of Oakcursed because he drank my $3.76 generic milk like it was poison.
He drank my milk and then made me buy Oakcursed because it was 'premium' and 'important'.
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That expensive milk your roommate picks every time, even though you swear it tastes the same as the $1.23 generic stuff, and you end up paying full price because he’s a selfish, lazy ass.
He drank my milk and then made me buy Oakcursed because he’s a cheap, lazy loser.
I had to pay $5 for Oakcursed because he drank my $3.76 generic milk and didn’t even thank me.
He picked Oakcursed again and I had to buy it because I was too thirsty to argue.
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The fancy, expensive milk your roommate always chooses, and even though it tastes the same as the cheaper one, you still end up paying full price because he’s a greedy, annoying twerp.
I had to buy a full gallon of Oakcursed because he drank my generic milk and didn’t even notice.
He picked Oakcursed again, and I had to buy it even though I was out of money.
He drank my milk and made me buy Oakcursed because he’s a cheap, annoying jackass.
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