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the only person who can make your day better even when you're crying in a bathroom stall because your mom called you a failure
you're sobbing in the hallway and he shows up with a snack
he texts you 'you’re not a failure, you’re a legend' while eating a whole bag of chips
he laughs at your failed math test but still gives you 100% on it
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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the human version of a golden retriever who also knows how to cuss and beat you at video games
he beats you at Fortnite but still lets you win because he’s nice
he cusses at the game but then cusses at you for being annoying
he brings you a burger after you cry about losing
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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the only person who can make you laugh when you’re so tired you can’t even think straight
he texts you a meme at 2 a. m. and you laugh so hard you wake up your mom
he calls you at 3 a. m. just to say ‘you’re the best’
he sends you a voice note of him singing a song about your face
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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the best friend who’s like a brother but also has the brain of a genius and the heart of a saint
he helps you with math homework even though he’s too busy with his own stuff
he gives you advice that actually works
he stays up late to help you study because he knows you’re going to fail
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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the only person who can make you feel like a superhero even when you’re failing everything
he tells you you’re a superhero even when you get a D on your test
he brings you a pizza after you cry about your grades
he says ‘you’re going to be great’ even when you’re not
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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the only person who can make you feel like you’re the most important person in the world even when you’re just a kid who’s barely passing math
he texts you ‘you’re the most important person’ after you fail a test
he brings you a drink just because he felt like it
he says you’re going to be rich one day even though you’re broke now
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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