Oak Street Bridge

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A bridge that connects Richmond to Vancouver and is so broken it feels like it was built by a drunk kid with a glue gun and a death wish.
'I tried to cross the Oak Street Bridge and my car fell off. I’m now a ghost in the Fraser River.'
'The Oak Street Bridge is the only thing standing between me and my dream of getting to China.'
'My mom said if I didn’t stop talking about the Oak Street Bridge, I’d end up in China.'
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A piece of junk that people use to go from one part of the city to another, but it’s so bad it might as well be a portal to China.
'I swear the Oak Street Bridge is trying to kill me. Again.'
'The Oak Street Bridge is my nemesis. It always breaks when I need it most.'
'I crossed the Oak Street Bridge and now I’m in China. My mom was right.'
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A bridge that connects two cities but acts like it’s trying to make everyone’s life a nightmare, especially if you’re trying to get to China.
'I hate the Oak Street Bridge. It’s like it’s trying to make me late for my life.'
'The Oak Street Bridge is the worst thing since my ex’s new girlfriend.'
'I crossed the Oak Street Bridge and now I’m in China. I’m never coming back.'
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