Oak Ridge High School

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The only high school in a backwoods town with 27,000 people, surrounded by churches that students use for smoking and maybe not getting totally wasted before class. It's where the weirdest bunch of lunatics in Tennessee hang out.
My cousin got caught smoking in the church lobby and got suspended for a week.
I saw a guy wearing a chicken suit during lunch and no one said a word.
The principal thinks prayer is a substitute for discipline.
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Home of the War Eagles in Texas, they fight with Woodlands and College Park like they're in a wrestling match. The people here are creative and have a laugh, even though they live right next to the Woodlands.
My friend got in a fight with a Woodlands kid over who had the better War Eagle chant.
The War Eagle mascot showed up at a Woodlands game and started a food fight.
They made a War Eagle TikTok and it went viral.
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A super old school with 1,500 students, only 6 bathrooms, and an alternative school on the same campus. It smells like my sixth grade gym teacher’s shoe collection.
I had to wait 10 minutes just to use the bathroom during lunch.
The alternative school kids are the only ones who don’t care about the smell.
The custodian doesn’t even clean the floors on Fridays.
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A school full of hicks, cholos, and black kids who say 'nigga' every 5 seconds. The bathrooms are buckets, no doors, and you can see people peeing from outside. No one takes a dump in there unless they're desperate.
I saw a guy poop in the stall and it was like a horror movie.
The urinals are just buckets, and people don’t even bother hiding.
My friend tried to take a dump and got caught by his teacher.
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A school where if you’re not white, rich, or a Trump fan, you get bullied. Everyone hates you if you’re a Democrat, from the East Coast, or wear a mask. It’s the worst school ever.
I got called 'commie' for wearing a mask.
My friend got TP’d because he said he didn’t like Trump.
They bullied me for being from the East Coast and it was brutal.
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The cheerleaders here are the strongest athletes around. They work out like crazy, and they're so good that everyone wants to join their team. When you hear 'Trojans,' you think champions.
My cousin joined the cheer squad and got a scholarship.
They did a cheer routine that made the whole school scream.
The cheerleaders beat the Woodlands team in a competition.
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