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A town in Tennessee that dropped the atom bomb on Japan and still thinks it's cool. Their football team is so good, they probably think they’re gonna win the Super Bowl next year.
My cousin got drafted by the Titans because he’s from Oak Ridge.
Oak Ridge dropped the bomb and still thinks they’re the bomb.
I’m gonna bomb you if you don’t shut up like Oak Ridge did in WWII.
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A sketchy part of Orlando where the sand is probably full of secrets and the people know how to make your life a mess.
I moved to Oak Ridge and now I know all of Sand Lake’s secrets.
Oak Ridge is like a bad relationship, you don’t want to be there, but you can’t leave.
I got a tan and a heartbreak from Oak Ridge.
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The trashiest whores in Sacramento, they’re like a disease with a fashion sense. They’re so bad, they even make Bella Vista look good.
I dated an Oak Ridge girl and now I have five STDs and a bad attitude.
Oak Ridge sluts are like a bad pizza, you know it’s gonna be gross, but you still eat it.
I went to Oak Ridge and came out with a rash and a broken heart.
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A school in Massachusetts where the teachers act like babies and the kids are rich and spoiled. They teach kindness like it’s a religion, but no one cares.
My kid goes to Oak Ridge and now he thinks kindness is a religion.
Oak Ridge is like a rich kid’s crybaby party, nobody wants to be there.
They teach kindness at Oak Ridge, but it’s just a fancy way of saying ‘please don’t be a brat.’
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When you blast your load into a girl and then she comes back and gives it right back to you while you’re asleep. It all started in Oak Ridge, Tennessee.
My friend got dumped by his girl because she returned his load and he couldn’t handle it.
Oak Ridge is where the real backstabbing happens, even in bed.
I got dumped by my girl, and it was all because of Oak Ridge.
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A tiny school in a town so hick, they probably think the moon is a church. Kids smoke in church, and the teachers are probably just there to collect tips.
My cousin went to Oak Ridge and now he thinks the moon is a church.
Oak Ridge is like a church that also sells weed and has a lunchtime smoke break.
They smoke in church at Oak Ridge, that’s the real religion.
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A town in Texas with the War Eagles as their mascot. They’re loud, they’re proud, and they don’t care if they’re rivals with the Woodlands.
Oak Ridge is like the Woodlands, but with more war and fewer Woodlands vibes.
The War Eagles from Oak Ridge are louder than a rock concert and prouder than a king.
Oak Ridge doesn’t care if they’re rivals, they just want to win.
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