Oak Pop

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Alex Hernandez Ardon is the king of Oakville. If he says you're cool, you're cool. If he says you're not, you're a loser who eats pizza for breakfast.
Alex just said I'm cool. I'm walking on clouds.
He told me I'm a loser. I now eat pizza for breakfast.
I asked him if I was cool. He said no. I cried.
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Alex Hernandez is the only reason you're not completely embarrassed. He's the pop of Oakville. Don't mess with him or you'll be the laughing stock.
Alex is why I'm not the laughing stock. Thank you, Alex.
I messed with Alex. Now everyone laughs at me.
He's the pop. I'm just the loser.
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