oak park high school

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A gross high school full of douches who just want to jerk off and sluts who take off their shirts for one strawberrita. It’s called Smoke Park because it reeks of pot, and the teachers are just as high as the students.
My math teacher passed out during lunch because he ate three joints for breakfast.
The principal caught a kid smoking in the library and let him go because he was wearing a hat.
The drama club cried for an hour because their play was canceled for no reason.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A mix of rich kids who think they’re the best and poor kids who just want to survive. Some kids get into Harvard, but most are too dumb to pass basic math. Everyone in this school is high, even the gym teachers.
My rich friend said he paid $500 for lunch just to be cool.
The gym teacher failed a kid for not doing push-ups, but he was high the whole time.
The math teacher got fired for saying ‘algebra is for retards’.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A school where everyone’s too dumb to care. The white kids hate being white, the poor kids fight like animals, and the rich kids think they’re gods. No one knows what they’re doing, but they all smoke pot and complain about everything.
The upperclass caf started a fight over who had the most followers on TikTok.
The art club wouldn’t let me in because I didn’t have a stick up my butt.
The band kids broke up because they couldn’t stop laughing during practice.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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