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A liberal town stuck between Austin and the hellhole. It’s like a bunch of suburban white boys pretending to be cool while buying and snorting drugs.
"Oak Park is where my mom got high and forgot to pay the rent.", @jimmy_dope
"I went to Oak Park and came back with a hangover and a new addiction.", @drunk_sam
"Oak Park is the only place where the cops are high too.", @cop_guy
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A tiny suburb of Chicago where middle-class white kids smoke weed at Austin Gardens and eat bad pizza. The parents think they’re cool because they let gay people and black people live there.
"Oak Park is like a family reunion of stoners.", @pizza_fan
"I went to Oak Park and got high with my uncle.", @stoner_kid
"Oak Park is where the hobos smoke pot at Scoville Park.", @hobo_john
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A dirty neighborhood in Sacramento where you can get drugs, bullets, and ice cream. At 6pm, the prostitutes line up, and the streets turn into a war zone.
"I got shot in Oak Park because I didn’t pay my rent.", @bullet_victim
"Oak Park is where the ice cream vendors sell drugs too.", @ice_cream_man
"Never walk through Oak Park at night. You’ll get robbed or shot.", @gang_member
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A town west of Chicago where rich people live with famous people and crazy people. You might get attacked by a cat, a schizo, or a guy from the ACLU.
"I got attacked by a cat in Oak Park.", @cat_attack
"Oak Park is where the rich people live and the poor people get attacked.", @rich_guy
"Oak Park is like a reality show with cats and schizos.", @schizo_john
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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The only place on Earth where being rich, straight, and white is a curse. You’re the target of everyone else.
"I’m rich, straight, and white in Oak Park. Everyone hates me.", @rich_white_guy
"Oak Park is the only place where I get yelled at for being rich.", @rich_dude
"Being rich in Oak Park is like being a target.", @target_guy
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A place filled with stoners who live in Austin Gardens and Scoville Park. They smoke weed, eat pizza, and don’t care about anything else.
"Oak Park is where I smoke weed and forget my homework.", @stoner_john
"I live in Oak Park and I’m a stoner.", @stoner_dude
"Oak Park is the only place where the stoners are the celebrities.", @celebrity_stoner
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A dirty part of downtown Sacramento known for gang members and bad vibes. It’s a place where people get shot and the streets are full of trouble.
"Oak Park is where I got shot for no reason.", @shot_guy
"I live in Oak Park and I’m in a gang.", @gang_boss
"Oak Park is the only place where the streets are full of trouble.", @trouble_maker
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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