oak middle school

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Oak Middle School is the worst school ever. It’s like being stuck in a prison with the worst inmates and the strictest warden.

My teacher called me a f***ing disaster in front of the whole class. It was like the end of the world.

I got homework every single day. I have no life.

The cheerleaders are so annoying, they make my brain hurt. They think they’re the best thing since sliced bread.

Hidden Oaks Middle School is a jail with sh*t for food, teachers who scream like they’re on fire, and cheerleaders who think they’re royalty.

I saw a turd in the toilet. That’s not even gross, that’s legendary.

The rich kids get the best lunch. They’re like royalty and I’m just a peasant.

The gates are so high, I think a giant could climb over them and eat a whole pizza.

Gucci Middle is like a prison where you sit on stage if you do bad. Teachers are okay, but the rich kids are f***ing annoying.

I had to sit on stage for being bad. It was like being in a spotlight and everyone laughed at me.

The rich kids think they’re the best. They’re just f***ing annoying.

The lady who screams is like a f***ing monster. She’s louder than a jet engine.

Hidden Oaks is full of retards who think vaping is getting high. Teachers try their best, but they’re teaching f***ing circus animals.

My cousin is in 6th grade and already has a boyfriend. He’s 11 and smells like farts.

I saw someone smoke weed behind the teacher. The teacher didn’t even notice.

I read at a 2nd-grade level, but I still got straight A’s. It’s like the teachers are f***ing blind.

This school is like a f***ing dump. Kids do drugs, cheat, and have sex. Teachers are blind and don’t care.

Half the school is f***ing high before lunch. It’s like a drug party every day.

I saw someone have sex in the hallway. It was like a f***ing movie.

The teachers are so f***ing blind, they think the ceiling is on fire.

Hidden Oaks is like a f***ing jail with terrible food and teachers who think they’re gods.

I had to eat cafeteria food. It was like eating sh*t in a bag.

The teachers think they’re gods. They scream like they’re f***ing mad.

The only decent thing in the cafeteria is the blue slushy. It’s like a f***ing miracle.

Oak Middle is like a f***ing circus with teachers who think they’re cool and 6th graders who Juul like it’s a f***ing sport.

I got Juuled in the hallway. It was like being hit by a f***ing rocket.

There are like 3 fights every day. It’s like a f***ing war.

I walked in and was already in drama. I didn’t even know what drama was.