Oak Knoll Elementary School

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A fancy rich school full of white kids in Menlo Park, but it's also like a meat grinder for fights. I saw heads cracked like eggs, glasses shattered like confetti, and kids bent like pretzels around trees. Teachers? They're more like spectators.
My cousin got his arm twisted around a tree like a pretzel during lunch.
I saw a kid hit another with a brick so hard it looked like he was trying to make a soup.
The teacher walked by as a kid got his head smashed like a melon. She just said, 'That's how you make friends.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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This school is like a rich kid's playground, but the fights are brutal. Kids get their heads cracked, glasses broken, and arms bent like they're made of spaghetti. Teachers? They're more like the referees who forget to show up.
One kid got his head smashed so hard, he had to wear a hat for a week.
A fight broke out over a juice box, and it ended with someone's glasses flying like shrapnel.
A kid bent another's arm around a tree so hard, the teacher had to untwist it like a pretzel.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oak Knoll is a fancy school that looks perfect, but behind the scenes it's a war zone. Kids smash each other's heads, break glasses like they're made of glass, and bend arms around trees like it's a game. Teachers? They’re more like the kids who sit in the back and laugh.
I saw a kid get hit so hard with a brick, his hair stood up like a chicken.
A fight broke out over a pencil, and it ended with someone’s glasses flying like a rocket.
A kid bent another’s arm around a tree so hard, it looked like he was trying to build a chair.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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