Oak Knoll

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A girl from Oak Knoll School who thinks she's the queen of the universe. She wears skirts so short you can see her butt crack. Her boyfriend is from a school that doesn't even know what a real lunch is. She laughs at Oratory boys like they're stupid.
My Oak Knoll crush has a skirt so short I could write her a letter on her thigh.
I asked her out and she said, 'I only date rich boys who go to fancy schools.'
She called me a 'lunchroom loser' because I eat pizza for breakfast.
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A rich school in Menlo Park where kids fight like it's the final battle of the universe. Teachers are too busy eating candy to stop it. Kids get bruised, glasses break, and someone once got their arm bent around a tree like it was a meatball sub.
I saw two kids punch each other so hard the bricks flew like confetti.
My friend got his arm bent around a tree like it was a yoga pose.
The teacher said, 'I'm not going to stop it, I'm eating a Snickers.'
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