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Oak Harbor is the worst town for anyone who isn't a 5-year-old or a pothead. It's like being stuck in a Dutch nightmare.

My friend moved to Oak Harbor and now he cries every time it rains.

I tried to live there for a month and now I hate my life.

My cousin said it’s so boring he started a band just to have something to do.

Oak Harbor is a gay town full of old Dutch people who love to take the fun out of everything.

There’s only 7 black people, 1 Mexican, and 1 Native American. What’s even going on?

The only diversity is 30,000 Asians and 9,000 white people. What’s that even mean?

It’s like a Dutch version of a boring high school.

Oak Harbor is the shittiest place to live, except for the kids who dance on street corners like they're in a ska band.

I saw a kid dancing in the rain and he looked happy. I envied him.

My neighbor’s kid dances every day. He’s the only one who’s not bored.

They’re like the only fun part of this town.

Oak Harbor is a goddamn prison on an island, where it rains every day and the only fun is smoking weed.

I moved there and it rained the day I got there. I didn’t leave until I got my driver’s license.

It snows at Thanksgiving and not Christmas. That’s just cruel.

The wind storms are so bad, it feels like being tortured.

Oak Harbor is the second most boring place in the world, but at least you can scream at a Mexican restaurant or race tractors.

I screamed 'Viva Mexico!' outside a Mexican restaurant and got a free burrito.

I raced a tractor and lost, but it was fun.

I bang on light poles until I get arrested. That’s my hobby.

Oak Harbor is like a time machine stuck in the 80s. It rains forever, and everyone speaks Tagalog or just stares at the ceiling.

I went to the movie theater and watched a VHS copy of Titanic in 2024.

The only language I hear is Tagalog and the sound of rain.

I live there and I still don’t know why.

Oak Harbor is a small town with a lot of Asians and a Navy base. It’s boring, but it has some cool stuff if you look for it.

There’s a Navy base, a bunch of Asians, and a bunch of Dutch people who don’t know how to have fun.

You can find a charm if you’re not too distracted by the boredom.

I like it there now, even though it used to be the worst.