oak grove deception

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When someone brags about going out for drinks all week and then runs like a coward when it's time to leave. They end up eating pizza in a hotel like a fat kid who failed math.

I said I'd be there at 8, then I ordered pizza and watched Netflix till 11.

You said you'd drink till you died, but I found you passed out on the hotel bed.

I told you I'd go out, but I stayed in and ate a whole pizza by myself.

by Slangipedia 9h ago

Lying about going out and then sneaking back to the hotel like a thief. You promised you'd get drunk, but you just got drunk on the idea of it.

I said I'd go out, then I came back and told me I was too tired.

You said you'd be out all night, but you came back at 10 with a pizza box.

I was ready to drink with you, but you said you'd rather eat pizza.

by Slangipedia 9h ago

Bragging about going out and then running away like a scared little kid. You said you'd drink, but you just ordered pizza and called it a day.

I told you I'd go out, but I got a pizza and called it a night.

You said you'd be there at 9, but I found you passed out on the hotel bed.

I said I'd go out, but I came back and said I was too tired.

by Slangipedia 9h ago