oaid

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The mouth of God, but also the reason why people think aliens are just bad at keeping secrets.

'Oaid just dropped a whole bunch of secrets from Area 51!'

'I heard Oaid was the one who let the aliens out.'

'Oaid is why the government is always lying.'

It’s Enochian for ‘The Voice of God,’ but also the reason why your brain short-circuits at 3 AM.

'I heard Oaid whispering in my ear during the zombie apocalypse.'

'Oaid is the reason I can’t sleep.'

'My dog started talking in Enochian because of Oaid.'

What a person screams when their finger gets smashed so hard it might as well be a dead rat.

'Oaid! My finger is dead!'

'I yelled Oaid so loud the neighbors called the cops.'

'Oaid was the first word out of my mouth when I dropped a hammer on my thumb.'

She’s a dumb bitch who sometimes acts cute but is mostly a total ass when she wants to be.

'Oaid smiled at me, then kicked my shins.'

'She was cute until she called me a f***ing idiot.'

'Oaid was my crush until she insulted my mom.'