Oahu

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Oahu is a Hawaiian island full of annoying Japanese tourists and people who think they’re rich. The locals hate white people, but the leaders are either Asian or white, which is just plain stupid.

My cousin went to Oahu and got stuck behind a tour bus full of screaming Japanese tourists.

I tried to talk to a local, but he just said, 'White people are the worst.'

The mayor of Honolulu is white, and that’s a disgrace.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oahu is a place where haole people crowd the north side like they own it, while the south side thinks it's the center of the universe. The east side is full of rich people who act like they're kings, and the west side is where the real Hawaiians live and will curse you for stealing their waves.

My friend got cursed by a west side Hawaiian for stealing his wave. He still hasn't stopped cussing me out.

The east side is all rich kids who think they’re better than everyone else.

The south side thinks they run the island, but they’re just loud.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oahu is where the legendary group of blasters and partiers live. They made the game 'Would You Blast?' and they blast so hard, they probably shook the whole island.

My homie got blasted by the whole group and now he’s still recovering.

They blast so much, the whole island feels like a party.

I saw the group blasting at a beach and it was like a war zone.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OTS is the transit service on Oahu, and they think Urban Dictionary is the real deal, even though it’s just a bunch of random people making up stupid definitions.

My friend asked OTS if Urban Dictionary was real, and they said, 'Of course it is!'

I tried to explain Urban Dictionary to OTS, but they just laughed at me.

OTS thinks anything on Urban Dictionary is true, even if it’s just a joke.

by Slangipedia 7d ago