Oah

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Oah is what you yell when someone says something so dumb it makes your brain shut down like a dead toaster. It's part oh and part what but mostly part 'why would you even say that?'
Oah?! You think you're the first person to ever wear socks with sandals?!
Oah! You just told my mom she's fat and she's wearing a wig!
Oah! You said the sky is green and it's not even 2 PM!
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Oah is what you say when someone says something so weird it feels like they just stole your lunch and your sanity.
Oah! You just said the moon is made of glitter and it's not even a full moon!
Oah! You told my teacher that the alphabet is a lie and it's now 3 AM!
Oah! You said my cat is a wizard and it's only Tuesday!
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Oah is a super rude way to call Chinese people. It means 'how are you?' but it sounds like you're saying 'how are you' while also being a total jerk.
Oah! You just called my cousin a rude name and now she's crying!
Oah! You said that to my neighbor and he started a fight in the grocery store!
Oah! You used it in class and now the teacher is mad!
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Oah is when you're being totally honest and not holding back. Like when you say something so real it could be a punchline.
Oah! I just told my dad his hair is a disaster and he started yelling!
Oah! I said my math teacher is the worst and he gave me extra homework!
Oah! I told my friend her dog is a menace and now she won't talk to me!
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