Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A girl who clings to you like a spider in a sock. She won't let you breathe, eat, or watch Netflix without her.

Why are you talking to her? She's not even here!

I'll die if you don't text me back right now.

If you don't take me to the mall, I'll cry in the parking lot.

2

The type of girl who thinks you're her only friend. She texts you every hour and expects a reply in under 10 seconds.

You didn't reply fast enough. I'm sad now.

I'm texting you because I'm bored and I miss you.

If you don't call me now, I'll call your mom.

3

A girl who thinks you're her personal robot. She makes you do everything for her and yells if you don't.

I need you to do my homework because I'm too tired.

You're my robot, so you have to carry my bags.

If you don't buy me pizza, I'll fail your class.

4

A girl who thinks you're her only hope. She texts you at 2 a. m. and expects you to be awake and happy.

Why are you not awake? I'm sad.

I texted you because I needed you right now.

If you don't text me, I'll cry in your bed.

5

A girl who thinks you're her personal therapist. She texts you every day and expects you to listen to her problems.

I had the worst day ever. You have to listen.

You're my therapist, so you have to help me.

If you don't listen, I'll cry in your class.

6

A girl who thinks you're her personal slave. She makes you do everything for her and yells if you don't.

I need you to do my chores because I'm too lazy.

You're my slave, so you have to clean my room.

If you don't do my homework, I'll fail your class.