oafwdagly

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 12h ago · 3 definitions

1
Only a total idiot would dump a girl as ugly as you
Your ex just texted you: 'Only a total idiot would dump a girl as ugly as you.'
He slid into your DMs and said, 'Only a total idiot would dump a girl as ugly as you.'
Your friend laughed at you and said, 'Only a total idiot would dump a girl as ugly as you.'
2
You’re so plain even a dummy would ditch you
Your ex said, 'You’re so plain even a dummy would ditch you.'
He sent you a tweet: 'You’re so plain even a dummy would ditch you.'
Your crush told you, 'You’re so plain even a dummy would ditch you.'
3
You’re the kind of girl that makes fools feel proud
Your ex said, 'You’re the kind of girl that makes fools feel proud.'
He messaged you, 'You’re the kind of girl that makes fools feel proud.'
Your friend said, 'You’re the kind of girl that makes fools feel proud.'
xs