Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human who's as clumsy as a drunk elephant and as dumb as a brick.

He tripped into a cake and still didn't know what day it was.

She spilled her drink and said it was 'a strategic move.'

He tried to dance but looked like he was being electrocuted.

2

A person who's so thick they could be used as a doorstop and still fail.

He ate the whole cake and said it was 'a business decision.'

She tried to text but typed 'I love you' as 'I luv u' and called it 'leet speak.'

He tried to flirt with a wall and called it 'a bonding experience.'

3

A human who's like a meatball in a blender and still thinks they're fancy.

He tried to do a backflip and ended up faceplanting into a pizza.

She tried to speak French and said 'I eat cheese' as 'Je mange fromage.'

He tried to text but sent a photo of his socks and called it 'art.'

4

A person so dumb they think they're a genius and still manage to be a total disaster.

He tried to fix the lights and ended up burning down the kitchen.

She tried to wear a hat and called it 'a headpiece.'

He tried to sing and sounded like a dying cat.

5

A person who's like a bag of bricks wearing a tutu and still thinks they're a rockstar.

He tried to dance and looked like he was being tortured.

She tried to speak Spanish and said 'I like tacos' as 'Me gusta el taco.'

He tried to text but sent a photo of his feet and said it was 'a new era.'

6

A person so thick they could be used as a brick and still manage to be a total disaster.

He tried to eat a whole cake and then said it was 'a strategic move.'

She tried to text and sent a photo of her cat and called it 'a masterpiece.'

He tried to speak French and said 'I eat cheese' as 'Je mange fromage.'