Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When something is so crazy you can’t even talk and just yell ‘oaft’ because your brain exploded

My dog ate my laptop and now it’s speaking in tongues

My ex just texted me a 1000-word rant about my socks

My mom tried to cook and set the house on fire

2

When life throws you a curveball so big you just say ‘oaft’ and throw your hands up like a lunatic

My cat just stole my pizza and my goldfish

I failed my math test and my dog failed his

My boss asked me to do 10 things at once

3

When you see something so dumb you can’t even think and just scream ‘oaft’ like it’s your last word

My neighbor painted his house pink and purple

My friend tried to eat a whole cake in one bite

My sister married a chicken

4

When you’re so lost in disbelief you just say ‘oaft’ and hope the world stops spinning

My dog just learned to text me

I got a $100 fine for parking on a lawn

My uncle tried to run for president and lost

5

When you’re so confused you just yell ‘oaft’ and throw your shoes at the wall

My teacher said we’re going to learn about clouds today

My pet goldfish got a job

My mom tried to build a spaceship in the garage