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the reason why your dance moves look like a confused chicken fell into a blender
My cousin tried to do the cha-cha and ended up looking like a drunk flamingo.
He tripped over his own feet during the talent show and got a standing ovation for being so bad.
She tried to do a TikTok trend and it looked like a cat was trying to eat a keyboard.
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when you’re so clumsy you think the floor is trying to murder you
He spilled his entire coffee on his shirt and then fell into a chair like it was a trap.
She tried to walk through a doorway and got stuck like a stuck pig.
He tried to high-five someone and ended up elbowing them in the face.
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the vibe of someone who thinks they’re a superhero but is really just a walking disaster
He tried to save the day by pulling a chair out from under someone and ended up falling into a puddle.
She tried to do a dramatic entrance and tripped over her own shoes.
He tried to be cool and ended up faceplanting into a cake.
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