Oafamany

"I’m just saying, like, literally, I’m, uh, literally, like, being literal!", during a meeting about nothing.

He tripped over a chair and still said, "It was a metaphor!"

She texted me, "I’m just, like, doing my thing, literally, like, being literal."

He said, "I’m just, like, doing my thing, literally, like, being literal.", while dropping a plate.

She tried to explain a problem and said, "It’s just like, literally, like, being literal!"

He walked into a wall and said, "That was, like, literally, like, being literal."

He tried to fix a computer and said, "It’s just like, literally, like, being literal!", and made it worse.

She texted me, "I’m just, like, doing my thing, literally, like, being literal.", while burning my dinner.

He fell into a pool and said, "That was, like, literally, like, being literal!"

He said, "It’s just like, literally, like, being literal!", while spilling coffee on my shirt.

She tried to explain a problem and said, "I’m just, like, doing my thing, literally, like, being literal.", and broke a lamp.

He tripped over a cat and said, "That was, like, literally, like, being literal!"