OACDN

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Suddenly changing the subject like you just got kicked in the nuts and don’t want to talk about it.
Hey, did you hear about the pizza shortage?
OACDN, I just got a call from my mom saying my dog ate my sister’s homework.
OACDN, I’m now debating whether or not I should take up karate.
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Switching topics so fast it’s like you have a time machine and you’re just really bad at using it.
We were talking about the worst movie ever, OACDN, I’m now arguing with my brother about whether or not aliens exist.
OACDN, I just remembered I forgot to do my math homework.
OACDN, I now want to know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.
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Changing the subject like you just saw your ex and you’re trying to pretend you don’t know them.
We were talking about my failed attempt at baking a cake, OACDN, I just remembered I have a test tomorrow.
OACDN, I just got a message from my crush asking if I want to go to the movies.
OACDN, I now want to argue about which is better, pizza or tacos.
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You drop everything like it’s on fire and you’re the fire chief.
We were talking about my bad hair day, OACDN, I just realized I forgot to do my science project.
OACDN, I just got a call from my dad saying my cat is missing.
OACDN, I now want to know if the moon is made of cheese.
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You leave the conversation like you just got a ticket for speeding and you’re not going to talk about it.
We were talking about how I failed my math quiz, OACDN, I just remembered I have to feed my goldfish.
OACDN, I just got a message from my friend saying they’re coming over.
OACDN, I now want to argue about whether or not aliens have a sense of humor.
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You interrupt like you just saw the president and you’re going to take a picture.
We were talking about my terrible singing voice, OACDN, I just remembered I forgot to do my homework.
OACDN, I just got a call from my brother saying my dog ran away.
OACDN, I now want to debate whether or not pizza is the best food ever.
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