Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a face you make when something hits you like a bag of bricks and you wish you were dead.

O_w when my brother threw a shoe at me during a video game fight.

O_w after I bit into a lemon that was basically a curse.

O_w when my mom yelled at me for forgetting to do my homework.

2

the look you give when life just threw you a rotten tomato and you’re too tired to complain.

O_w when my dog ate my homework and I had to explain it to my teacher.

O_w after I tried to open a jar of pickles with my bare hands.

O_w when I realized I had to wear the same socks for three days.

3

the face of a person who just got hit by a truck and is thinking about suing everything.

O_w when my dad tried to teach me how to ride a bike and I face-planted into the grass.

O_w after I drank an entire bottle of soda in one go.

O_w when my phone died right before I had to text my crush.

4

the expression of someone who just got kicked in the gut by a flamingo wearing a crown.

O_w when my teacher gave me a pop quiz and I didn’t study.

O_w after I tried to eat a whole pizza by myself.

O_w when I dropped my phone in the toilet.

5

a face you make when the universe decides to prank you with a giant cheese wheel.

O_w when my mom told me I had to clean my room before I could go out with my friends.

O_w after I tried to run up the stairs and tripped.

O_w when my pet goldfish stared at me for ten minutes straight.