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The king of trident players who beats your ass in mortem metallum and probably has a bigger ego than a donkey in a beauty pageant

He tridented me so hard I got a migraine and a tattoo of my own face.

He beat my brother in mortem metallum and called him a baby goat.

He said I was a disgrace to the trident and threatened to punch me in the face.

The guy who plays trident so well he makes you feel like a chump who forgot to brush his teeth

He tridented me and I felt like I was being insulted by a group of monkeys.

He beat me in mortem metallum and said I was a disgrace to my mom.

He called my trident skills 'pathetic' and said I should go play with my toys.

The best trident player in mortem metallum who thinks he's the most important person in the entire universe

He tridented me so hard I got a bruise and a complex.

He beat me in mortem metallum and said I was the worst player he ever saw.

He said I was a nobody and that I should go cry in a corner.