Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Eyes so big they look like they’re about to pop out of their sockets. Used when someone says something so stupid it makes your brain hurt.

Bro, you just said the sky is made of tacos? O_0

My math teacher said 2+2=5. O_0

My mom just told me I’m going to be grounded for life. O_0

2

This is for people who are too lazy to type a full sentence. Also, if you see this, you’re probably the one who made a mess.

Hey, you left your pizza in the fridge for a week. O_0

Your dog ate my homework. O_0

You just texted me ‘hi’ at 2 a. m. O_0

3

Eyes so wide they’re practically screaming. Like when someone tries to scare you and totally fails.

You walked into a haunted house and it was just a guy in a costume. O_0

Your dad tried to scare you with a rubber chicken. O_0

Your teacher said ‘pop quiz’ and you thought it was a real one. O_0

4

This face is for when someone says something so dumb it makes you want to throw up or slap them.

Your friend said the moon is made of cheese. O_0

Your cousin thinks dragons are real. O_0

Your teacher told you to do 100 push-ups. O_0

5

This face is for when someone is so clueless it’s like they were born in a cave and never saw the internet.

You asked your friend what 2+2 is and they said 3. O_0

Your mom thinks TikTok is a type of cereal. O_0

Your dad tried to use a smartphone like it was a typewriter. O_0

6

Middle fingers in the air like you just won the lottery and your enemies are all losers.

You got an A on the test. O_0

Your friend failed. O_0

You just ate the last slice of pizza. O_0

7

A look of pure confusion and sweat dripping down your face like you just ran a marathon and got yelled at by your mom.

Your teacher asked you a question and you had no idea what it meant. O_0

You tried to explain your dream and it made no sense. O_0

You just failed a math test and your brain is melting. O_0