Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

This face is for people who are so lazy they could fall asleep while still trying to watch you suffer.

I saw this face on my brother when I was eating his favorite pizza.

My mom gave me that face when I told her I failed math again.

My friend used it in a group chat when I played 8 hours of video games.

2

This face is for people who just saw something so gross it made their face twitch like a drunk spider.

My friend used it when he saw my dog eat a sock.

I sent that face to my teacher after she screamed at me.

My cousin gave me that face when he saw my hair.

3

This face is what Forest Whitaker wears when he's thinking about how much he hates your life.

I saw that face on my history teacher when I asked why we had to do homework.

My dad made that face when I told him I was failing math.

My neighbor used it when I yelled at his dog.

4

This face is what creepy guys use to try and trick little kids into thinking they're cool.

I saw that face in a chat room with a guy who looked like a raccoon.

My cousin used it to try and flirt with my little sister.

My friend got that face from a guy who said he was a superhero.

5

This face is for people who are trying to be polite but still think your opinion is complete garbage.

I gave that face to my teacher when she said I had to do extra work.

My brother used it when I told him he was stupid.

My mom used that face when I said I didn't want to clean my room.

6

This face is for people who are confused and probably think you're an idiot.

I gave that face to my friend when he said the sky was green.

My mom used it when I told her I was going to become a dinosaur.

My brother used it when I told him he was a chicken.

7

This face is for people who think they're a duck and probably have a weird life.

I saw that face on my dog when he thought he was a chicken.

My little brother used it when he thought he was a dragon.

My friend used that face when he tried to talk to a pigeon.