O2-Tango

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A breath-stealing freak who thinks they’re the only one who needs air. They’re brain-dead but still try to make you suffocate while they do nothing.

My coworker took the last fan and turned it on me. O2-Tango at its finest.

My friend’s cousin left the room and took the oxygen with him. Classic O2-Tango.

That guy in the subway sat right next to me and refused to move. O2-Tango, baby.

A human vacuum who thinks you’re the one who should be out of breath. They’re like a zombie with a side hustle of stealing your air.

My roommate took the last breath of air in the room. O2-Tango, don’t you dare.

My cousin’s dog sat on my face during the pandemic. O2-Tango for life.

My sister’s boyfriend took all the oxygen during the Zoom call. O2-Tango, I swear.

A no-lung human who thinks they’re the only one who needs to breathe. They’re like a living trash can and still want your air.

My brother left the room and took the air with him. O2-Tango, don’t even try.

My neighbor’s cat sat on my chest during the lockdown. O2-Tango, I’m done.

My mom’s friend took all the air during the family reunion. O2-Tango, you’re a menace.