Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The most unhinged road man ever. If he sees you slacking, he’ll rip your face off and use it as a football.

He saw me not paying attention and said, 'You’re dead, buddy.'

I tried to sneak out, he caught me and said, 'You think you’re getting away that easy?'

He told me, 'You’re not even trying, I’ll beat you up in front of everyone.'

2

The road man who’ll take your lunch money and throw it in the trash just to watch you cry.

He took my lunch and said, 'This is your new life.'

I tried to fight back, he just laughed and said, 'You’re weak.'

He told me, 'You’re not even worth the trouble.'

3

The most annoying road man who’ll keep bugging you until you go insane.

He kept following me and said, 'You’re not going anywhere.'

I tried to ignore him, he just kept talking louder.

He said, 'You’re not even trying, I’m going to make you suffer.'

4

The road man who thinks he’s the king of the road and will beat you up just for fun.

He said, 'I’m the king, you’re just a peasant.'

He beat me up just because he felt like it.

He told me, 'You think you can escape me? You’re wrong.'

5

The road man who’ll show you no mercy if you don’t respect him.

He said, 'Respect me or I’ll show you no mercy.'

I didn’t respect him, he beat me up.

He told me, 'You’re not even worth my time.'

6

The road man who’s so mean, he’ll make your dog cry just to see you suffer.

He made my dog cry and said, 'That’s what you get.'

I tried to help my dog, he just laughed.

He said, 'You’re not even worth it.'