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A guy who thinks his cock is the size of a donkey and acts like everyone else is blind
He posted a photo of his cock with a donkey and said 'Look at these two beasts.'
He told his friend he could beat a horse in a cock fight.
He tried to charge $50 for a selfie with his cock.
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A parrot that plays Osu! so hard it’s like it has a brain and a death wish
The parrot beat a pro player and then screamed 'I am the best!'
It played Osu! during a thunderstorm and didn’t stop until the sky turned purple.
It tried to play Osu! on a treadmill and fell off.
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A stoner who plays Osu! like it’s a religion and looks like a parakeet that got high and fell into a paint can
He played Osu! with a paint can on his head and said 'This is my holy relic.'
He beat a level and then took a nap on the floor.
He tried to play Osu! while eating a whole bag of chips and said 'This is sacred.'
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